Conspiracies . . .

"The world is governed by very different personages from what is imagined by those who are not behind the scenes."
~ Prime Minister Benjamin Disraeli of England, in 1844.

"Some of the biggest men in the United States, in the field of commerce and manufacture, are afraid of something. They know that there is a power somewhere so organized, so subtle, so watchful, so interlocked, so complete, so pervasive, that they had better not speak above their breath when they speak in condemnation of it."
~ Woodrow Wilson

"We shall have World Government, whether or not we like it. The only question is whether World Government will be achieved by conquest or consent."
~ Statement made before the United States Senate on Feb. 7, 1950 by James Paul Warburg

"All of us will ultimately be judged on the effort we have contributed to building a new world order"
~ Robert Kennedy, former U.S. Attorney-General, 1967.

"The existing order is breaking down at a very rapid rate, and the main uncertainty is whether mankind can exert a positive role in shaping a new world order or is doomed to await collapse in a passive posture. We believe a new order will be born no later than early in the next century and that the death throes of the old and the birth pangs of the new will be a testing time for the human species."
~ Richard A. Falk, in an article entitled "Toward a New World Order: Modest Methods and Drastic Visions," in the book "On the Creation of a Just World Order" (1975)

"Fundamental Bible-believing people do not have the right to indoctrinate their children in their religious beliefs because we, the state, are preparing them for the year 2000, when America will be part of a one-world global society and their children will not fit in."
~ Nebraska State Senator Peter Hoagland, speaking on radio in 1983.

"Further global progress is now possible only through a quest for universal consensus in the movement towards a new world order."
~ Mikhail Gorbachev, in an address at the United Nations (December 1988)

""If we do not follow the dictates of our inner moral compass and stand up for human life, then his lawlessness will threaten the peace and democracy of the emerging new world order we now see, this long dreamed-of vision we've all worked toward for so long."
~ President George Bush (January 1991)

"Yes, there will be a New World Order, and it will force the United States to change it's perceptions."
~ Henry Kissenger, World Affairs Council Press Conference, Regent Beverly Wilshire Hotel , April 19th 1994

"We are not going to achieve a new world order without paying for it in blood as well as in words and money."
~ Arthur Schlesinger, Jr., in Foreign Affairs (July/August 1995)

Anyone tired of quotes? I thought the above were cute. Lately I've been spending some time thinking about conspiracies, and the big momma of them all the conspiracy. I've always had a fascination with conspiracies and things of high weirdness. In second grade I used to spend hours in the library looking at the few books they had on UFO's and Bigfoot, but those are not the speciific conspiracies I talking about here. Like I said I'm talking about the conspiracy. I had always heard about a large governmental conspiracy, but had never given it much thought. The first time I was given summary introduction to the topic was during an amusing video of a Dr. Dino lecture (Hovind is now serving 10 years in Federal Prison for not paying his taxes) - Dr. Dino is a bit "out there" but his presentation piqued my interest. It was not until a few years ago that I started reading a lot of this stuff. At first, much of this was done for my own amusement, but years later, after hundreds of hours and thousands of pages reading, I have to say I'm a believer.

Obviously, 1) there is a lot and I mean a lot of crazy shit out there peripherally surrounding this subject, and 2) there is no possible way anyone can know any of this with 100% certainty. For instance, can I prove to you that WTC 1 and 2 were actually brought down by explosive after being hit by a plane? No, I cannot. So, my position uses a lot of what I, for lack of a better term, would call intuitive logic - meaning looking at things reasonably and making the intuitive connections as they make sense. And at the end of the day that is why I believe because . . . it - makes - sense!

Conspiracy. It's all around us all the time. Ever enter into a "conspiracy" with your friends in high school to stay out late or even out all night? Remember the cigarette companies and their denial of the addictive nature of nicotine, when they had known since the 1970's? Or what about Enron and it's bilking of its shareholders while those at the top, "in the know" were running off with millions, and in the wake, how many people lost their investments and workers lost their jobs? So puhleese, do not act like conspiracies are something only strange, deranged, and deluded people find true. Conspiracies are common and everywhere. In fact, I would actually argue that conspiracies are the rule, rather than the exception.

Question: is it really that hard to believe that the wealthy elite of this world are plotting behind the scenes to slowly set up a power structure where they are completely in charge? Think about the last 5000-6000 years of recorded human history . . . you tell me what has been the predominat form of government. Whatever name you want to give it, it was a form of government where a wealthy elite ruled the rest of the common man. Hell, look at elections in this country today - ever since McCain-Feingold - we have only the rich running for president and high office. We still have the oppourtunity to "choose" (I'm not entirely convivced every election is pure anymore so who knows how much of a choice we get) which particular wealthy elitist asshole we prefer to rule us. How quaint. And it's not about Democrats vs Republicans at this high level because those at the top have essentially the same agenda even if they might fight amounst themsleves for the jobs because the "perks" are nice. Who wouldn't do a little extra work or scheming to spend four years in the white house? (I hear they have more than one chef on staff at any given time and if you want peking duck, or braised lamb, or cereal, or mac and cheese, you get it. Sweet.)

Understanding of a larger general conspiracy explains a lot in the world. For instance the push the grouping of countries into "unions" with common currencies. The reason for the invasion of Iraq. The big push to get everyone on board the humans-cause-global-warming bus. Every move is either about controlling the "folks", making the elitist rich more money, or establishing a one world government, and usually all three at once (bonus!) Can you really not see the writing on the wall? It's a scam! We are being trained to eat shit and like it. Hell, have you ever heard some pussy ass European talk? They actually eat this shit up - will tell you how tasty it is - most will tell you they think we need a world government! What kind of fucking nonsense is that?! It's nothing more than proof positive the New World Order agenda has moved forward in the public educational and media systems in Europe and is finally reaping the benefits. You must destroy God, family, and country - the three bedrock ideals that will cause any man to stand true, and even fight to protect. To do this you merely have to convince people God does not exist through materialist based science education, destroy the family through the promotion of homosexuality and feminism, and finally destroy nations through the "tolerance" for all cultures as intrinsiclaly equally and valuable. It has worked, and the irony is the enemy is not at the very gates, but has breached the wall and no one is the wiser - the sheeple think these are good things. Liberalism truely is a mental disorder, albeit one artfully managed. The world is not evolving - the brainwashing is merely starting to bare fruit. The powerful men quoted above did not speak of the same subjects by mere coincidence. (Would you really try and convince me of a "coincidence theory"? Seriously?)

Attempts at worldwide government are also nothing new by elites, historically speaking. Babylon tried. Medo-Persia tried. Greece gave it a go. Rome showed an impressive attempt. Wasn't there a time when the sun never sat on the English empire?

I guess all I'm really saying is that the next time you hear a conspiracy theory, don't be so quick to dismiss what you may not know. Some of it makes complete and total sense if you take the time to think about.

Peace.

Gits and Shiggles #1

(Mad Poet by Michael Whelan)

“I am interested in madness. I believe it is the biggest thing in the human race, and the most constant. How do you take away from a man his madness without also taking away his identity?”
~ William Saroyan

It been way too long since my last post. I must admit I have been underwhelmed by the response to my blog which has metered out a bit of unenthusiam about the entire endeavor. I suppose none of that should really matter, but as it turns out, I'm a bit more vain than I often like to admit, finding more motivation, than I care to look at, attributable to my narcissism. What's a "G" to do? Roll down the street? Smoke some endo? Sip on gin and juice? (Which "juice" by the way? To be cute I once ordered a "gin and juice" and the bartender told me not to be an idiot . . .)

So what's been going on? Two weekends back I was up in central California (NOT northern California - idiots who refer to central California as "northern" California have not looked at a map recently. There is at least 300-400 more fucking miles of state above San Francisco! But, try telling any idiot California person that there actually is a world outside of California [that isn't New York City] and you will be met with only blank stares . . . California is full of mouth-breathers and short-bus riders). I had the pleasant, unfortuante honor of driving up to Fresno for a wedding. If you've never been to Fresno, do not go. If you were actually thinking about going to Fresno, please do not. Let me save you the time, energy, and money by following this very simple procedure which will give you the Fresno experience without even having to go. First go to Chipolte and order TWO burritos, one with black beans and the other with pinto beans. Eat both (you may need more than one sittin to accomplish this). Wait for the ensuing cramps and gas, and take (why do they calling it "taking" a shit, when you are actually "leaving" one) a huge shit. Look at large bowel movement. Appreciate the smell. You now no longer need to go to Fresno - you have experienced, first hand, exactly what is Fresno is like. The place is a shit hole, and while probably not the most Godforsaken place in the continental United States, it is definitely on the top 10 list.

This last weekend met my father in San Diego and took my son to the Zoo. One of the most awesome experiences of my short fatherhood. My son loved that shit, and I don't know why, but when you see you kid pointing at an animal, telling you what the animal is specifically and then making the appropriate animal sound, you feel like shitting your pants with pride. I'm almost 100% poitive my kid can kick your kid's ass. The Zoo is big - bring snacks and refreshments for your kid - or you might run into a logistical todler nightmare. We stayed in La Jolla in a place on Prospect with a view of the beach. No wonder people want to live there. Ate the most amazing Persian food for which I have little words to describe the complete and total awesomeness of the experience. I fucking love new foods. Also, and I think this bears repeated, if you are taking your todler to the restaurant, and there will be a wait for food - snacks are the weapon of choice - meltdowns have been known to occur and if left unchecked could continue through mealtime.

Finally, I have to take a few Yoga classes for Ambulatory Medicine. Seriously. WHAT THE FUCK?! Oh no! Do not get me wrong, I understand why I am taking the selective, but what the fuck is up with Yoga? That shit is fucking hard! I don't want to go back, but strangely I feel wonderful on top of the sore. A big guy like me in a room full of in-shape women sticks out like a turd in a punch bowl, but I think I'll keep going. Seriously. Fucking newey agey bullshit, but I think it's good for me.

Aaaaaaaaannnnnnnnndd . . . . . I'm out.

Shit Happens

“Democracy is the process by which people choose the man who'll get the blame.”
~ Bertrand Russell

So this week witnessed the greatest gun massacre in history, or so the media tells us, and I'm not saying they are wrong, but I find it a little hard to believe in the last 230 years of the existence of the United States there has not been any other "gun massacre's" of a similar or larger magnitude . . . maybe the worst "lone gunman" masacre, but even then . . . But I suppose that is not my point. What happened in Virginia was unequivically fucked up - a tradgedy - an atrocity. What the fuck is wrong with the world? The guy was sick - crazy - what do you do about people like that? How are people like that "made"? Lots of questions, and even less than satisfying answers. And, if you haven't been in your global warming bunker, there is no way you could have missed this story. And it is not my intention to comment too much more on the incident specifically. I think many more have done this much more elloquently, passionately, and in a way that would do the dead the honor and dignity they deserve.

I do want to talk about the political "blame game" I now see going on. Fucking political media whores! Some of the shit about this incident coming out of the European press makes me want to break fucking windows and punt small dogs (I love dogs, so if you're offended go fuck yourself). The Europeans are bunch of fucking pussies. They're given up their right to self-defense and armed regime change - WILLFULLY! - and like little bitches would like to see that greatest nation on the planet follow suit. Fuck them. I have no real patience for people who've given up their personal responsibilities. These effeminate mental defectives would blame the guns - THE GUNS! People who blame guns for this tragedy need to be dragged out into the street to have their brains monkey stomped out of the fucking skulls. You see, we have 250 million guns in this country, and the story here is: not that tragedies occur, but how rarely they occur, relatively speaking. Shouldn't we be having shoot-outs in the streets, on an hourly basis if the european cream puffs would be believed. Idiots.

Let me take a quick second to talk about guns. They are necessary for the protection of the freedoms that we hold so dearly. You see history is rife with despots and dictators - this type of government is the rule not the exception! Look at history dumbass! You see this cute little representitive democracy "experience" will ultimately fade into the anals of time as a nice, funny, experiment, if you do not have the means and the will to maintain it. The only way to insure evil men are not able to take over the government comepletely and run thouroughly roughshod over your rights is to have the weaponry to convince them they cannot. It would only be a matter of time before a less than moral or ethical character, together with other less moral and ethical chracters conspires to make sure they are in power and stay there - is fucking history - it's the way humans are. Have your forgotten idiot? It might be cliche' but those who forget history are dommed to repeat it - got that jackass? Is that a concept that your boderline retarded brain can handle? Guns are necessary to maintence of a free state. You will, of course, rarely have these tradgedies and it is worth it in the long-run. Ben Franklin was right, "Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety".

So what was the problem? You might have missed it, but the question in the problem. There is not a single one problem. There is no single blame. Let look at just some of the factors that lead to this tradgedy: crazy guys are not born they are made, why did a crazy guy have a gun, why was a crazy guy at school and living in a dorm, why did the school not handle the situation better, how did the police let this guy wait 2 hours between the first and second shootigs? Let's fucking blame somebody! Yeah! Fuck yeah! Everybody pile on! Lawsuits!

What? Who the fuck thinks like that? The mental defectives that's who. You see, humans are prone to error. We've all noticed this pecularity about the human condition, because we have all at one point and time noticed that we are emphatically NOT perfect. So how are systems designed by imperfect human beings supposed to be perfect? In fact, a reasonable, thinking human being would expect exactly the opposit! (notice the carefully choosen words, "resonable" and "thinking") Thus Murphy's Law and the old saying, "To Err is Human".

Which bring us to the Swiss Cheese Model of human systems theory - which basically says that for any given problem or accident or mistake there must be multiple system failures at multiple levels in the system in order for the entire system to fail - ie. all the holes in the swiss cheese must line up perfectly in order for catastrophe to occur.





You see, it is not enough to have competant people, who care, in place to prevent tragedy. Since even competent people make numerous small mistakes every single day, if you have enough competant people, each making one small mistake, which by itself would not cause problems, but lined up "properly" and you have a train wreck. That's life. That's the way things are. Fucking deal with it! And, stop using what is a horrible tragedy and a amazing exmaple of the NORMAL and EXPECTED breakdown in any human system as a platform to move your fucking idiotic and simpleton attempt to try and regulate the common man's last and final recorse - guns. Fuck you media whores! People died who sould not have died - horribly - stop using their deaths to destroy everything that is good about America! Have a little fucking common human decency!

Who's to blame for what happened Monday? Nobody and everybody. There are no guarantees in life and you have no right to be safe. So enojy what you have and be grateful for today. You ever know when the system will break down . . . grow a set and live.

Thought Police

'There is tonic in the things that men do not love to hear; and there is damnation in the things that wicked men love to hear. Free speech is to a great people what winds are to oceans and malarial regions, which waft away the elements of disease, and bring new elements of health. And where free speech is stopped miasma is bred, and death comes fast."
~ Henry Ward Beecher

"We are not afraid to entrust the American people with unpleasant facts, foreign ideas, alien philosophies, and competitive values. For a nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is afraid of its people"
~ John Fitzgerald Kennedy

"There is no more fundamental axiom of American freedom than the familiar statement: In a free country we punish men for crimes they commit but never for the opinions they have."
~ Harry S. Truman

The crime of thinking wrong . . . and not even actually "wrong" but unpopular. This is now becoming criminal. What is this once great country coming to? Seriously? Take the photo above, in the 1984ish world we see manifesting itself before our very eyes, liberals (also known as "numbnuts") would like to have these people thrown in jail for voicing an opinion on homosexualty. These people, with the signs above, are obviously jackasses, but intead of throwing them in jail, why not paint out your own sign and stand across the way? A sign that says, "God Hates NO One". That's what I would like to do. That's what you should do. That's what I thinking and principled person would do. But what would the liberal mental disease mindset like for us to do? Keep reading . . .

You see we are turning into a country of fucking pussies. You hear something that hurts your feelings - offends you - waaaaaaahhhhhhhhh! My feelings got hurt. Go fuck yourself, you little bitch and grow a pair! Here's the thing, and I'll try and say this slow enough that the idiots out there can keep up: you - do - not - have - the - right - to - not - have - your - feelings - hurt. This is life asshole - deal with it or kill yourself. What seems to be the liberal solution to all of this? Oh, just make sure no one can say anything that someone might find offensive, thereby protecting everyone's precious sensibilities by making it a crime to have an opinion and express it.

Europe and its reatrded red-neck cousin (Canada) are already there. It happened in Sweeden. Can't, won't happen here? Tell that to these 75 and 70 year old ladies in Pennsylvania. California also passed a 2004 hate speech law in 2004 that automatically targets pro-life views. I mean, telling a woman she's actually killing a human being because she was too stupid to use protection, too immature lay down with a boy who she didn't want to marry, and too selfish to take responsibility for the creation of new life. Sorry it hurts your feelings, but it's your bed, so sleep in it. There are more examples of laws passed targeting just this subject - thought - do a google.

But compounding things even more is a bill up for consideration in Congress now:

synopsis of the current bill (from the sodomites and freaks wesbite):

"The Local Law Enforcement Hate Crimes Prevention Act (LLEHCPA) gives the Justice Department the power to investigate and prosecute bias motivated violence by providing the Department with jurisdiction over crimes of violence where the perpetrator has selected the victim because of the person's actual or perceived race, color, religion, national origin, gender, sexual orientation, gender identity or disability.

The LLEHCPA provides the Justice Department with the ability to aid state and local jurisdictions either by lending assistance or, where local authorities are unwilling or unable, by taking the lead in investigations and prosecutions of violent crime resulting in death or serious bodily injury that were motivated by bias. The LLEHCPA also makes grants available to state and local communities to combat violent crimes committed by juveniles, train law enforcement officers, or to assist in state and local investigations and prosecutions of bias motivated crimes."

Ok, so I shoot a gay guy because I want his wallet - that's bad. If he dies it's murder, if not assault with a deadly weapon, attempted murder, and theft (maybe more but I'm not a stupid fucking lawyer). Now if I shoot that gay guy because he is gay, I have now committed a worse crime. How? Oh! The thought behind the crime! So what you are saying is that hate crime legislation is actually prosecuting you for what you think. That is a direct and blatant attack on free speech and free thought. What happened to the country where one would fight for another man's freedom to think as he wishes? You see a society where thinking is controlled, is a society where information is controlled, and if information is controlled - DO THE FUCKING MATH! You allow people to tell others, that you disagree with, what is ok and what is not ok to think or say, what is to stop them from tell you? I'll let you know idiot . . . NOTHING! Nothing is stopping them from dictating to everyone what can be said or thought. Idiots! Wake the fuck up! Smell the coffee! No on is responsible for your reality except for you. Your feelings got hurt? Fuck you! I don't care. The freedom of thought and ideas is more important, and if you are unable to see this, you are a fucking retard and should be shot, or at least if standing at the top of the building, NOT coaxed from jumping. Jump asshole - JUMP!

Compounding all of this "hate speech" nonsense is the further hypocrisy of the mental midgets on the left. It seems that is it ok to say and attack anything Christian or Traditional. Check this shit out (from unnammed t-shirt site):



Change the word "Christiaity" to "Homosexuality" in saying above and guess what you have? DING! DING! DING! DING! You've won the fucking prize moron and jail time because you've just committed a hate crime. And in the spirit of things you" just cannot make up" right below that piece of hate shit hate shirt about Christianity is this gem:




Makes me want to pull out all my hair and break fucking windows! Hypocrites! All of them! I fucking hate liberals. But i support, nay would die fighting, for their right to their mental disorder and garbage they spill. It's not really about "hate" is it? Nope. It's about silencing all opposition voice. You choose the world you live in, just don't chose like a little fucking bitch.

Out.

Fuck Yeah!

"The foolish and wicked practice of profane cursing and swearing is a vice so mean and low that every person of sense and character detests and despises it."
~ Geroge Washington

This morning I ask my 2 year old son, whose home with daddy today, if he wanted pancakes. His response . . . "fuhc yah!"

It's often difficult to understand the language of a two year old, but you understand much when it's your own kid. And yeah, he said it, and my wife is going to kill me . . . KILL ME

I suppose I need to tone down the invective and anger some . . . I mean it couldn't hurt, right?

Pray for my soul . . . please.

We're all going to fucking die!

"This is the way the fucking world ends. Look at this fucking shit we're in man. Not with a bang, but with a whimper. And with a whimper, I'm fucking splitting, Jack"
~ Photojournalist, Apocalypse Now

Imagine, if you will, your balls have been doused with kerosine and set ablaze, oh(!) and your dog got run over, and you lost your job. Well, that is nothing compared to this, this is worse than that, much worse. What's worse than all of that?! (I mean those are your nuts!) Global Warming of course! Haven't you been paying attention?! You should be well on your way to building your little self-sustaining bunker by now, and the only excuse you have for not knowing this information is that you have preemptively already located yourself to the bunker - isolated from all contact! It seems we are all going to fucking die and it's man's fault! At least, that's the snake oil, every media news outlet seems to be pedling these days. Doom and fucking gloom. I was going to let this one be for a bit and tackle some other more interesting topics, but I've been compelled by recent events and this morning's LA Tmes (What sound? Oh! That sound! That was me vomiting) to shed a little bit of special fucking light on this subject so that you mental midgets and intellectual defectives can understand - I know I'll have to speak slowly and avoid using the "big boy" words.

Before getting to some specifics it's probably best to look at some "bad thinking" and the best place to start is the tired old line: "all the scientists think man is causing global warming". Really? You don't say . . . all the fucking scientists?! Well, why didn't you say so earlier! I'm glad that is settled. Idiots. You're all a bunch of fucking idiots! (I must pause at this point to rage at the sky and punt more than one small dog over my fence). This is not only an example of magical thinking, but of fallacious thinking. Oh shit, I went and used of dem dere fancy "big boy" words. Fallacy. Look it up idiot . . . or, perhaps, kill yourself either way you do the world a favor. Not only is the "all the scientists . . ." retarded but it's guilty of being two fallacies at once. The statement is an appeal to authority - questionable on the grounds that those scientists studying the phenomenon have a real financial stake in the form of government funding to push such an idea as global warming caused by man - and an appeal to popularity, sometimes referred to as a the bandwagon fallacy. Therefore just because some scientists believe man is cauing global warming and just because the idea seems to be popular with the ever so lovable self-hating liberal crowd, it must be fucking true? Right? Wrong asshole - dead wrong. Neither argument establishes the validity of the claim. You may have have run into this counter argument growing up a la, "if everyone jumped off a bridge would you too?" What if the scientists all agreed you should? I think you should. Now GO fucking jump asshole.

So is it really every scientist? I mean every scientist thinks man is causing global warming? Well, here's a few who disagree. One of my favorite quotes from one of those scientists, who is NOT all the scientists, about man caused global warming: "There is no meaningful correlation between CO2 levels and Earth's temperature over this [geologic] time frame. In fact, when CO2 levels were over ten times higher than they are now, about 450 million years ago, the planet was in the depths of the absolute coldest period in the last half billion years. On the basis of this evidence, how could anyone still believe that the recent relatively small increase in CO2 levels would be the major cause of the past century's modest warming?" Tim Patterson, paleoclimatologist and Professor of Geology at Carleton University in Canada. What the fuck? It was colder when CO2 was higher and the dinosaurs didn't even have SUV (or DID they?! - [mayhaps we have found the real consipracy])

Check out this graph of ice core data (linked to the original):


Notice the CO2 increases and the temperature increases. Well fuck me running sideways and over speedbumps it seems that in the past there was BOTH increases of CO2 and increases in temperature without mankind causing any of it?! How the fuck did that happen? I'm sure we're somehow responsible for that too. You know like future man has created time traveling devices and is running around in the past driving SUV's and buring coal. Right? Don't be a fucking idiot. Think! Is man really causing what has already been estalished to be a natural phenomenon in the past. Seriously.

Truth is, while we have some ice core data, we have no real hard measurements of anything really father back than the 1880's. In 1714, Daniel Gabriel Fahrenheit invented the first mercury thermometer. However, it was not until the late 1800s that thermometers become widely available and accurate enough to keep track of temperatures regularly. We have about 100 years worth of hard data on temperature, yet, oddly yet, I am spposed to believe that a bunch of assholes know what is happening and why? Whatever.

It turns out that, in fact, the entire solar system is warming: Martian ice caps are melting and Pluto has been warming for some time. Hmmmm so the Earth is warming, Mars is warming and even Pluto is warming. How so massah?! How is this possible. Well children, there is this big fucking reactor thingy at the center of the solar system, and as it turns out, it emits radiation and some of this radiation is converted into heat when it come into contact with a solid surface, like a planet. We call it "the sun". There are more than a few scientists, who just so happen to NOT be in the "all" scientists category referenced earlier, who think that changes in the sun are the main culprit for whatever global warming we might be currently experiencing. It seems to best fit the data - all the data jackasses. Go figure, a natural explanation.

Are we all going to fucking die? Well, if the planet keeps warming like it is we're in for a wild ride, but guess what? It's not your fault. The science is NOT in. The science is NOT conclsuive. There is not a single shred of real evidence that says the current warming trend is man's fault whatsoever. If it's all so "conclusive" then you will have no trouble finding me a peer-reviewed study that conclusively links man's activities to the warming planet. Please continue searching because if you are searching you are an asshole and you will end up searching until you DIE because NO STUDY EXISTS! Now go fuck yourself!

Globetrotting, Invective, and Miscellaneous

"“My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.”
~ Rodney Dangerfield

Ok, so I'm back, from the Bahamas no less. I got lots of sun. I spent lots of time sleeping. And more time than I would have liked burning. Those spray-on sunscreens fucking suck. Not only do I have sun burn, but it's all patchy and disease looking.

Anyway, the trip . . . left LAX at 1230 at night and we flew on Spirit airline - DON'T do this. Weird flight hours, crammed-in flying conditions, lost baggage, and flight attendents with the personalities of surgeons . . . you do the fucking math. I'm seriously going to complain. This airline is not like the major airline's less attractive and somewhat slow cousin. This airline is like that cousin's crack-whore, retarded protitute girlfried. Have I lost you on the analogy? Perhaps. Did I take it a little too far? More than likely. Am I question talking? Definitely.

So, once in the Bahama's, at the resort, life is supposed to start getting better right? Parrrrrrrrty! NO! No fucking party. No rooms currently available. Although we were welcome to use any of the amenities (remember we had been flying all night and our baggage was lost). Fuck you sandy white beach and sunny blue sky!!

At this point I am trying to get some traction on the lost luggage. Ok. So, it's going to be on the next flight in. Good. Right? Yes, if you are perhaps living in a part of the world that is not a shit-hole - albeit a sunny and sandy shit-hole (you may not realize this this, but it's not as if the Bahamas is standing on the very cutting edge of cultural development - it's a shit-hole and if it was not for their sunny skies and sandy beaches, they would all have to fuck themselves and their stupid fucking island). Back to the story - so the luggage will be on the next plane, but you have to make sure you have the right hook ups and the right people have fresh, crisp $20's in their hands and or luggage goes into limbo land. So, the right people are bribed, the bags are on the way over, but since we are on "island time" - "don wurry 'bout a 'ting mon!" - here's the thing - I AM worried, VERY, VERY, fucking worried about my bags. The bags, whcih arrived at the aipport around 11:30 AM, actually do not make it up to us until about the same time we are able to get into a room sometime in the LATE afternoon. Fuck "island time".

Relieved and exhausted . . . we sleep.

The rest of the trip was relatively pleasant. Really pleasant actually. Although, I would never go to an "all inclusive" place again. Any chance they have to nickel and dime you (this would colloquially be referred to as: "jewing". As in: "any chance they had to jew you they would". But I will not be using that here. Just a friendly FYI) they would. Want to use a calling card? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Four bucks to use the line please! Fuck them!

All the booze you could drink. My wife and I drink little to none, but there seemed to be a few folks there who seemed to be following the credo: "anyone stupid enough to let you drink as much as you can, deserves to lose money". Their mission seemed to be going rather well, although I'm not entirely convinvced the morning was going to be so fun.

The food was not bad, but it was all prepared by islanders - island style. Imagine, if you will, the "japanese" restraunt on the resort. Not a single asian in sight - not really even japanese food - just island food served with chopsticks. Idiots.

I guess that sums up most of what is fit to poke fun at . . . all in all not a bad time by the end. You have to get used to it.

Now quickly to a few items I'd liek to talk about:

Cursing: I like it. There are times when words like: fuck and shit and pussy and cocksucker are needed because no other word will properly bring together the entire and proper ambiance of the thought without the curse. For instance if I say Hotch is a fucker, that sums up all that you need to know. I could say, Hotch is a cheat, thief, liar, loser, pansy, hippy, but if I call him a fucker you do not need to read all the extra tedium, you understand the thought I am trying to convey.

I do not get to curse in the "real world". I do it here for release. I try not to overdo it or be to gratuitous. If any of this bothers you, please, kindly, go fuck yourself.

Future of this place: I've found that I enjoy this blogging bit. Even if no one seems to stop by or read except me. Everyone else can go fuck themselves because this blog RULES (notice the caps). I have in the works stuff on hate speech, gay "rights", 2nd amendment, global warming, the existece of god, and chewing on many more interesting and controversial topics. All will be written in my classic "fuck you" style.

Anyway. It's late. I'm tired, and I'm off. We shall see you bitches on the flip side.